Kill the person above you!

[BlindSight]

The ban the person above you thread is great and all, but its kind of hard to find creative/interesting reasons to ban someone.

This game is slightly different, when you post you either state what you are doing or where you are at after you kill the guy above you.

For example I could say, "I am in the pacific ocean".

Then the poster below me, who I will refer to as BeanerMan5000, could say... "A gigantic robotic shark comes out of no where and eats you".

You can also describe some sort of action that you are doing, like bouncing on a trampoline or juggling. Or say your a specific famous person.

Rules in a nut shell:
1. You most kill the poster above you, in a way that is relevant to the action/location they mentioned.
2. After you kill the person above you, you have to state where you are or what you are doing. Of course you can make something up if you'd like, creativity is encouraged.

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So, I'll start the game off then.

I am attempting to sneak across a busy highway in a cardboard box.

[SnakeDevil]

I tell you to stop pretending to be Solid Snake and sniper you ;)

I'm typing up a post on PS3forums.com :lol:

[MiNiMaL_sAnItY]

I'll kill this thread ergo, you die!


Im in the ban thread.

[BlindSight]

I'll kill this thread ergo, you die!


Im in the ban thread.

..... Can't our threads just get along?.. X_x



I tell you to stop pretending to be Solid Snake and sniper you :wink:

I'm typing up a post on PS3forums.com :lol:Your computer explodes and you die of a heart attack, you should have eaten more Cheerios.

I am a still alive Steven Irwin.

[softtack]

A still alive flying stingray comes and pierces you through the heart. Your last word is "Crikey".

I'm sitting in a vat of chili.

[Tyrien]

A still alive flying stingray comes and pierces you through the heart. Your last word is "Crikey".

I'm sitting in a vat of chili.
Each of the beans slowly slit apart to reveal teeth. You get nibbled away are inch by in by the now rabid, and carnivorous chili beans. To make matters worse all of the onions in the mix solidify and become razor blazes that cut what little remaining flesh you have left over from the rabid beans. As your half alive bean ravaged and onion razor scared body tries to make it's way out of the vat any hope for salvation has been taken away from you as you slip on the edge bump your head and proceed to drown in the chili vat of death. Still to this day your ghost is plagued by the question if it was the suffocation or the chili beans that killed you.

I am floating in a white empty plane, where I am the only thing in existence.

[BlindSight]

Each of the beans slowly slit apart to reveal teeth. You get nibbled away are inch by in by the now rabid, and carnivorous chili beans. To make matters worse all of the onions in the mix solidify and become razor blazes that cut what little remaining flesh you have left over from the rabid beans. As your half alive bean ravaged and onion razor scared body tries to make it's way out of the vat any hope for salvation has been taken away from you as you slip on the edge bump your head and proceed to drown in the chili vat of death. Still to this day your ghost is plagued by the question if it was the suffocation or the chili beans that killed you.

I am floating in a white empty plane, where I am the only thing in existence.

[Niccce....]

There are two things in existence (you and the plane), but also there is only one thing like you said. This paradox causes the Big Bang (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang) and your energy/atoms are spread out all across the newly formed universe.

I am chasing a garbage truck down the road because the garbage man forgot to grab my trash.

[Nyengo]

The garbage man turns out to be a drug dealer and when he sees you he thinks you are his rival and shoots you because he is high

I am sitting on a chair

[BlindSight]

The garbage man turns out to be a drug dealer and when he sees you he thinks you are his rival and shoots you because he is high

I am sitting on a chair


It is an electric chair. Pwned.

I am a character in the most recent Harry Potter book, who challenges Harry to a magic duel.

[wildcat]

You break a fingernail typing, and suddenly a giant rooster eats your keyboard. Then a guy with a chainsaw chops up the chicken, and you retrieve the keyboard. Then you suffocate.
I am in a cookie jar...

[MiNiMaL_sAnItY]

Too bad it was apottery duel, and we know how good a potter harry is!

I am in the sitcom sienfeld.

[BlindSight]

^You are Kramer and you haven't slept in days. Your making love to your girl friend and you fall asleep on top of her.

She thinks you are dead, so she calls her mobster friends and they throw you in a river with cement blocks attached to your feet.


I am at a rock concert, about to make an attempt at crowd surfing.

[Blu-Ray]

You did in lava. Quick and easy.

[BingBing]

ahhhh....what....

^You are Kramer and you haven't slept in days. Your making love to your girl friend and you fall asleep on top of her.

She thinks you are dead, so she calls her mobster friends and they throw you in a river with cement blocks attached to your feet.


I am at a rock concert, about to make an attempt at crowd surfing.


then somebody decides to hold you up with a sword and then it goes through you cutting you in half.

Im in a condom making factory.

[Blu-Ray]

You decide to smell the condoms for some reason, and suffocate.

I am in a meat factory.

[RedOrb_Collector]

A still alive flying stingray comes and pierces you through the heart. Your last word is "Crikey".




How DARE YOU!!! :evil:

*tackles Softtack off the highest cliff in the world*

[Makarov]

You decide to smell the condoms for some reason, and suffocate.

I am in a meat factory.

I grab a meat cleaver and beat you to a bloody pulp. I wonder whether you'll come back as a friendly spirit, burn in hell, sink in the abyss, phatom me to death or go peacefully??...I guess the real question is where do I stash the body.

Im in a bubble.

[Carsonal]

So I pull out a pin......from a grenade and throw it at you.

I'm on my death bed

[360Spider]

So you die.

I'm having fun.

[123456]

So I pull out a pin......from a grenade and throw it at you.

I'm on my death bed

I nurse you back to health until you are ready to rejoin society. However, you then remember that you were on your deathbed because you're entire life fell apart, and you tried to escape by chasing a bottle of asprin with a bottle of everclear. Realizing that you still do not wish to be alive, you drown yourself in a bucket full of pine-sol.

I am in an automobile repair shop.


Note: 360 must have posted while I was typing mine. Perhaps this can now be like a "choose your own adventure" book!

[Makarov]

So you die.

I'm having fun.

You go into labor. Fun erupts from...your...you know w/e...you die.

Im on a chariot!

[jasonbay]

I steal this thread and drop in the trash can cave where 3 snakes bite it , 6 horses hump it , Mike Tyson bites it's ear off and Barry Bonds gives it 1000 bottles of anabolic steroids thus giving it brain cancer.

[Makarov]

I put on my robe n wizard hat then I cast level 123456776543 lightning and you explode into a fine bloody mist. Robots drill my brain but my lightning shield reflects DOA attack leaving them as flaming hunks of metal. King authur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotniks evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The Cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments n makes like it was him.

Ohhh yeah, Im sitting on a cold fire which is impossible because cold isnt part of this reality its only a word used for the absence of heat playing chess with a grand master tarantula. Dragons drop atomic bombs. I eat my brain. I jump up and smoke a fattie throwin rocks in the alley.

[BlindSight]

I steal this thread and drop in the trash can cave where 3 snakes bite it , 6 horses hump it , Mike Tyson bites it's ear off and Barry Bonds gives it 1000 bottles of anabolic steroids thus giving it brain cancer.

You done and gone broke the rules.

I put on my robe n wizard hat then I cast level 123456776543 lightning and you explode into a fine bloody mist. Robots drill my brain but my lightning shield reflects DOA attack leaving them as flaming hunks of metal. King authur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotniks evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The Cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments n makes like it was him.

Ohhh yeah, Im sitting on a cold fire which is impossible because cold isnt part of this reality its only a word used for the absence of heat playing chess with a grand master tarantula. Dragons drop atomic bombs. I eat my brain. I jump up and smoke a fattie throwin rocks in the alley.

Well thats not confusing in the least bit.. X_x

You miraculously survive all of that random crap, but I come along and shoot you in the face with a combat shotgun.

I am sky diving.

[Zoibie]

Instead of bringing the backpack with a parachute, you bring one with a bomb!

I am on top of a really high mountain

[jasonbay]

o t3h n0es a 1 br0ke a ru1e in t3h spam thr3ad

[Makarov]

Instead of bringing the backpack with a parachute, you bring one with a bomb!

I am on top of a really high mountain

You rot.

I sling a nunn, she implodes. Demons fly forth. I stare at a tree stump a hag grabs my money. I give chase. She turns to stone. I am Peter Pan of munchkin land. Dorthy eats my cookies. I ride a bull.

[Feuerstarter]

Instead of bringing the backpack with a parachute, you bring one with a bomb!

I am on top of a really high mountain

John Cleese pulls a lever and a conveniently placed 16 ton weight falls on you and crushs you.

I am fencing

[Makarov]

Your eyeball slams into my last post...

You fall, break your ankle. Paul Bunion attacks and you drown in his saliva.


Look up whoevers next.

[FatalBeliever]

I look up but manage to DragonBall Z the saliva through your head.
I'm gardeing? xD

[klonere]

You are eaten by a venus fly trap.

I'm in a gun factory.

[FatalBeliever]

It's pretty obvious isn't it.
A whorde of navy men rodger you to death.

I'm at a candly floss stall stealin all your floss.

[klonere]

I load all the floss with DDT.

You eat and die.

I'm on Youtube.

[rikwakefield]

I put on my robe n wizard hat then I cast level 123456776543 lightning and you explode into a fine bloody mist.
I nominate you for Nerd of the Month award. :p:D

[Solid_Squirrel]

I load all the floss with DDT.

You eat and die.

I'm on Youtube.


as you watch Youtube your PS3 becomes "Aware" and plots to kill you
when you decide to play the stranglehold demo, The PS3 opens a dimensional rift between the game world and real world. Tequila proceeds to turn around to face you and goes into bullet time to shoot you in the balls and shoots out your knee caps.

As You lay there bleeding to death and clutching what little remains of your Gears Of War, The Screen on your Television goes Black and simply Reads

"This Is Living"

I've learned Hokto shin ken and can kill people just by tapping them

[Talisman]

Suddenly, you are overcome with a horrible itch...and you scratch...thus leading to your own demise.

I'm sitting in a laboratory, holding mutant hamsters in my maniacal clutch.

[FatalBeliever]

And they eat you...want me to be more specific?

I'm hanging by a noose as I say goodbye to my miserable life.

[killzone_71]

Banned because... whoa... oops, wrong thread... :snicker

[BlindSight]

And they eat you...want me to be more specific?

I'm hanging by a noose as I say goodbye to my miserable life.

The noose is attached to a tree thats on the edge of a cliff. You hang there for 20 seconds, half choking until the branch the noose is attached to gives way and you plummet down to the rocks below. Before you hit the ground a pterodactyl swoops down and catches you, then eats you.

I am trying to train penguins to fly.

[FatalBeliever]

Then a huge bit of ice breaks off of a mountain and wipes all the penguins away in a bloody mess.
You shoot yourself out of depression.

I'm in bed.

[alphaboss]

You smother under the covers.

I am having sex.

[FatalBeliever]

You implode out of amazement ;D

I'm right here.

[MiNiMaL_sAnItY]

You have sex and get herpes and Aids. COMBO! =>death

I am listening to a tubelight.

[Zoibie]

it's too bright and your eyes melt so you can't see yourself walk in front of a train

i'm listening to the full moon show.

[Solid_Squirrel]

Just then Werewolves smash into your house and maul you
to death.

I'm gonna get high

[Voice Of A Riot]

You toke a marley so hard your lungs explode.

I'm swimming in a giant bowl of custard.

[Zoibie]

you drown... simple.

i'm flying without wings

[Solid_Squirrel]

you drown... simple.

i'm flying without wings


you fall faster than Axl Rose's Career


I am Max Payne

[BlindSight]

you fall faster than Axl Rose's Career


I am Max Payne

Chuck Norris kicks your head off in an epic duel.


I am eating cinnamon rolls, and they taste reallyy good. I'm glad there is no poison in them.

[Zoibie]

instead there is poison in the coffee you are drinking.

i am driving my chevvy to the levvy... unless the levvy is dry

[FatalBeliever]

It's so dry you die of thirst.

I'm in the safest box ever made.
WITH air holes.

[Zoibie]

turns out your actually in an aeroplane heading straight for a big omnious tower

I'm changing my sig text...

[FatalBeliever]

When all of a sudden, your computer blows up destroying every single vital organ.

I'm lying dead in a hospital.

[BlindSight]

When all of a sudden, your computer blows up destroying every single vital organ.

I'm lying dead in a hospital.

A hospital in Raccoon city, you become infected with the t-virus and you turn into a zombie. I shoot your head off when you try and bite me.

I'm still in Raccoon city fending off zombies.

[FatalBeliever]

Turns out you missed my head, I eat you. (This could go on forever) xD

I'm feasting on AlternateReality

[Zoibie]

when i come in with a shotgun and the only antivirus that i could carry (how's that for dramatic)

me and AlternateReality are still in the raccon city hospital

[BlindSight]

when i come in with a shotgun and the only antivirus that i could carry (how's that for dramatic)

me and AlternateReality are still in the raccon city hospital

[Going off the rules I posted, I think I have to kill both of us off.. :lol:]

Merchant from RE4 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=7oXx0qwe0wc) is selling things in the hospital. I buy a health pack and you buy some grenades. The health pack is poisoned, and the grenades you bought are faulty and explode while you carry them. D@mn merchant screwed us over.

I'm about to die from poisoning.

[Zoibie]

when i... horribly deformed and missing a few limbs, crawl back to the merchant and gets an antidote. "[insert dramatic dying speech here]"

I'm dead.

[FallingBullets]

i magically bring you back to life and then cut your skin off, centimetre by centimetre

i have been incinerated

[Tyrien]

[Going off the rules I posted, I think I have to kill both of us off.. :lol:]

Merchant from RE4 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=7oXx0qwe0wc) is selling things in the hospital. I buy a health pack and you buy some grenades. The health pack is poisoned, and the grenades you bought are faulty and explode while you carry them. D@mn merchant screwed us over.

I'm about to die from poisoning.
A wandering priest passes you by and offers you the antidote. You graciously accept this and sip it back in near lust. As you sip back your salvation you can feel it starting to take effect. In a sigh of relief you turn back to thank the priest.

As you vision is begins to clear more you realize that that we no priest at all, and only an illusion from the effects of the poison. Now hovering over you is a tall silhouette vieled by the hazing sun behind him. All you can make out is the outline of the sharp object he is holding, and it rushing towards your skull. After a brief sharp pain, you then feel nothing and everything goes black.

I'm sitting in my desk at work, with a cold.

...literally.

Edit: Oh hell no. I'm not writing up another one. :( I'll just piss on star.torturer (http://ps3forums.com/member.php?u=14734) 's ashes instead.

[BlindSight]

i magically bring you back to life and then cut your skin off, centimetre by centimetre

i have been incinerated


Rules in a nut shell:
1. You most kill the poster above you, in a way that is relevant to the action/location they mentioned.
2. After you kill the person above you, you have to state where you are or what you are doing. (avoid using the past tense) Of course you can make something up if you'd like, creativity is encouraged.
3. For the sake of keeping things clean, it is best not to create a long story that is multiple posts long. Then people just keep getting killed and revived over and over again. So when you kill someone start a fresh "story" of your own.
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[Starting over...]


I am bouncing on a pogo stick.

[Zoibie]

then i show you this video that you laugh so hard you bounce off of a cliff and fall Wile e Coyote style down a canyon

I'm watching the video that i mentioned above (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNnkqHiT8So)

[Nyengo]

You like it so much you keep watching it again and again for weeks until the internet gets cut because you didn't pay the bill and because alot of your brain cells are dead and you can't think enough to realise that you have to pay the bill and think there is nothing else to live for and stab yourself

I am the only thing in existence

[saleenf5]

you get bored of being the only thing in existence an commet(sp) suicide

[prisoner_of_war]

Then a giant Lima bean comes to eat you, then a giant cucumber does, the Obi-wan Kenobi comes and says, "there's always a bigger fish". LOL
I'm in Eucadia flying peacefully in a warhawk.
*EDIT* at Nyengo

[Makarov]

You die from skin cancer.

I put on my robe n wizard hat. :) Im on an atom.

[123456]

Banned because... whoa... oops, wrong thread... :snicker

You get beaten to death by all the other angry posters for posting in the wrong thread.

I AM A BANANA!

[Makarov]

Man, quit inserting sexual references. Pervert. I let you rot.

I am a vampire.

[Zetsumei]

A vampire, who just got ran over by a school bus!

I'm dead...
(what now? muhahahah)

[Makarov]

Vampires cant die from random school bus hit n runs...besides Im asleep when school lets out, duh!

Your dead, now where do I stash the body...

Im still a vampire and Im chillin. Cant stop me nope.

[Feuerstarter]

Your eyeball slams into my last post...

You fall, break your ankle. Paul Bunion attacks and you drown in his saliva.


Look up whoevers next.

I kinda meant this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing) when I said fencing

[Makarov]

I know, you were fencing with Paul Bunion...

I am STILL a vampire...

[FatalBeliever]

I drive a stake through your heart. :)

I'm driving.

[Zoibie]

...off of a cliff and we never hear you again

i'm toxic.

[FatalBeliever]

Britney spears walks in with her mafia of copyright guys and shoot you for singing her song.
Which she actually stole ;D

I'm laughing at my last comment.

[Makarov]

I break your sternum. You die laughing. I admit, it was funny.

I come back from the grave. Im a vampire still...
You cant kill a mutha****in vampire!

[klonere]

Buffy comes back for a one episode special and kills you.

I am......a rock\!

[BlindSight]

Buffy comes back for a one episode special and kills you.

I am......a rock\!

You wind up in a cement plant and get pulverized..

I'm jogging through the woods on a dirt trail, in a remote wild life reserve.

[Zoibie]

out of nowhere a Giraffe parachutes in and slowly pecks you to death

i am walking in some kind of winter wonderland!

[FatalBeliever]

You freeze to death.

I'm in Atlantis.

[BlindSight]

BTW if you like this thread then feel free to +rep me. :p

You freeze to death.

I'm in Atlantis.

A volcano on the island errupts and completely levels the island. You either die from lava or you drown.


I just reached Mars, I am the first man ever to step on the planet Mars.

[Zoibie]

Out of nowhere, Chuck Norris tunnels in and uses the power of dance to slowly sedate you until your heart stops. You're not the first, Norris has been there for a while

I am swiming with fish

[FatalBeliever]

I then make you sleep with the fishes.
Pun intended. So you're dead.

I'm laughing again at my last comment.

[Zoibie]

you laugh so hard you don't realise that you're actually being beaten by some angry women activists who think you're looking at 2 signs saying "Got Milk" and another one about breast cancer.

I am dying from exhaustion.

[FatalBeliever]

I punch you in the windpipe

I'm making ramen.

[Talisman]

To your horror, you are possessed by the ramen. It forces you to face plant the red-hot stove, where you burn up and die.

It's a sunny day in downtown Nowheresville, and I'm walking along a quiet gravel road. Dilapidated buildings, remnants of some long-gone pseudo-hippie movement, lay empty to my left and right. I feel a prickling sensation on the back of my neck, and look back over my shoulder - nothing. My breath quickens a notch when I sense something, or maybe someone, infront of me. In trepidation, I look back to where I'm walking...

[FatalBeliever]

A car hits you and you die 2 weeks later.

I'm investigating the car crash and I get the same feeling.

[Womble]

When suddenly a train falls from the sky and crushes you

I am at home eating some chips.

[Zoibie]

when out of nowhere, the universe implodes.

I'm in now in non-space.

[FatalBeliever]

Suffocating.

I'm suffering the same fate.

[BlindSight]

hmm... begging, i like it :)

Quiet you.. X_x

Suffocating.

I'm suffering the same fate.

You suffocate.

I'm over in Iraq.

[FatalBeliever]

You get mortared...could I be any more direct? Ofcourse I'll put it nicely to your family.

I'm running away from the same mortar shower, crying like a girl.

[Naxi]

You tripped and broke your neck.

I'm in hell.

[Zoibie]

You get mortared...could I be any more direct? Ofcourse I'll put it nicely to your family.

I'm running away from the same mortar shower, crying like a girl.
After a series of hilarious and frightful events you get your own sitcom where all you do is cry. Then you somehow become president and the last words muttered are "let's take the open topped car"

@Naxi
... you're already dead...

I'm looking at some kind of pamergon cheese monster.

[Nyengo]

it eats you

I am in Heaven, but I did not die to get to Heaven, it is after the rapture

[Makarov]

Religion again?? UUUUUGH. Are you Christian or somethin??
For Christians- God is displeased, he casts you into a fiery abyss...you die!!!
Athiests- There is no heaven, you die!!!
Santanists- There is no heaven, you die!!!
Muslims- You get shot while using the spray n pray technique, you die!!

Ima pot bellied pig.

[prisoner_of_war]

You get stuffed, bleed to death, and than get served up as salami for our thanksgiving feast!
I'm not doing school

[j1994]

Lightning happens to hit your house and you were killed. should have been at school
Im eating a sandwich

[BlindSight]

Lightning happens to hit your house and you were killed. should have been at school
Im eating a sandwich

The sandwhich eats you.

I'm at the library, typing this while some nosey kid stares over my shoulder reading what I type.

[pirulee]

300 Kids enters the library and jump with knifes over you, they cut your arms first, then they took your eyes and finally your heart. When everything is over a dwarf enters de library and pee on your body. LOL

I'm at work in Costa Rica.