We Salute You Mr. Typical Online Madden Football Player

[KBsmoker]

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius

Today we salute you Mr. Typical Online Madden Football Player
....(Mr. Typical Online Madden Football Player)
Your random choice of 32 NFL Teams keeps us all on our toes
....(Falcons or Colts)
When most of us would punt, not you, you go for it
....(4th and 22 from your own 9 in the 1st quarter)
Oh you tricky 2 point conversion attempter and onside kicker
....(It has to go 10 yards)
Play in and play out, we never know what you are going to do
....(27 Passes from Shotgun, only 1 run)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light O' King of Quitting, because if one guy has to bring down the online football community, we are glad it's you
....(Mr. Typical Online Madden Football Player)

[soldier one]

wow, that was the most amazing thing i read, lol :lol:
i like thos commercials.

[Mastur Debater]

Hmmm... ironically sounds like me playing Madden. Hail mary nearly every play, with occasional halfback direct, no matter the down or field position. :lol:

[Perfect Sin]

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Inventor.
(Mr. All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Inventor)
You've given us the real American dream: a tray, fifteen feet of food, and a little sign that says, "Go nuts buddy!"
(Pinch me, I'm dreamin'!)
Pushing side-dish innovation to its limits, you offer creamed-everything, and 400 flavors of gelatin.
(Feedin' frenzy!)
If there's beef, you'll chip it. If there's chicken, you'll fry it. And if there's gravy, well then everything's going to be o.k.
(I thank God for the gravy!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, buffet boy. You know the way to a man's heart…and a few hundred tasty ways to challenge it.
(Mr. All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Inventor)