Metal gear quotes you don't say if caught speeding

[Rand al Thor]

I have recently stumbled upon this ingenious thread in another forum which was kinda hilarious. As the cop approaches.....

I've been waiting for this!

[leukoplast]

I have recently stumbled upon this ingenious thread in another forum which was kinda hilarious. As the cop approaches.....

I've been waiting for this!

Ok.... :suspect:

I sure hope you edit more into this, otherwise this thread is epic fail. Or I am just missing something here.

[Emo-Mercenary]

:lol:

What are you talking about!?

[.RAID3N.]

I have recently stumbled upon this ingenious thread in another forum which was kinda hilarious. As the cop approaches.....

I've been waiting for this!

I think you forgot a link...?

[Calis]

I think the 'I've been waiting for this' is what he says to the cop.

[godlovesugly05]

Officer: Can you explain why you were doing 100mph through a park?
Me: It's just like one on my Japanese animes

I think this is what the OP wants...it's just not very funny lol

[.RAID3N.]

I think the 'I've been waiting for this' is what he says to the cop.

...should....should I laugh? I don't get it...

http://samuelpablo.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/epic_fail.jpg

[zetsurin]

License, registration and the link please.

[mcav]

How about

"Hurt me more!!"

That's about as funny as the OP's quote.

Or how about

"I love to reload during battle!"

Just as relevant, and just as funny.

Seriously - I thought there was going to be a link...

[.RAID3N.]

How about

"Hurt me more!!"

That's about as funny as the OP's quote.

Or how about

"I love to reload during battle!"

Just as relevant, and just as funny.

Seriously - I thought there was going to be a link...

Yeah a link would have help out. I can't think of anything from Metal Gear Solid that would work in that type of situation and be funny.

[grcswoosh]

I love that he posts that and then immediately goes offline. We are left hanging :lol:

[Rand al Thor]

Hooray to the one poster who understood what i was saying. My faith in humanity has been restored

http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=926596&topic=44452589

:)

[mcav]

Actually I have one

"I'm sorry officer, I'm late trying to stop metal gear ray from destroying the world."

[grcswoosh]

Actually I have one

"I'm sorry officer, I'm late trying to stop metal gear ray from destroying the world."

:lol:
For some reason that just cracks me up

[daevv]

Hooray to the one poster who understood what i was saying. My faith in humanity has been restored

http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=926596&topic=44452589



Moving this to the Forum Games section.

[DangerousMali]

the point of this game was you was supposed to make up your own quotes, so that we can play the game

but you guys just got wrapped up in wanting to see the other thread link thus ruining the game in the process

[T-Dogg400]

Lol, not to sure this funny or not...."im a cop you idot".

[Rolovis]

"Sweet hotness, I wanna bang you!"

Does Metal Gear Awesome count?

*Officer walks up to the car*
"It's the enemy!"
*Start humming alert music*

[Gameware336]

"This is good....right?"

"you havnt even takin the safety off..rookie (fromlink, but thought it was a great one)

"METAL GEAR??"

"aawwhh i notice yousave your game alot, watch as i make your controller move"

"you and i are the same brother"

[SamuraiClarke]

Actually I have one

"I'm sorry officer, I'm late trying to stop metal gear ray from destroying the world."

:lol:

That made me laugh out loud!

[LiQUiD-sNaKe]

Officer: Just because you've got a lamborghini, doesn't mean you can be a hero on the roads

"I'm not a hero, never was, never will be...."


:)

[mcav]

"Ugh... sick!"

Or... after being asked "Do you realise how fast you were going?

"1, 1? 2, 3? 5, 8? 13? 21? 34? 55? 89?"

or

"Show me your (road) rage!!!"

[Bravo9zero]

A surveillance camera?

Stole this from the other thread! Funny stuff LOL

[Ensei-Shiki]

ok let me help this thread out a little bit... ok so, cop pulls me over for going 100 on a 75 and i said; "well you be the one to finally finish me?" :) hope that helps the thread

[DangerousMali]

"Sweet hotness, I wanna bang you!"

Does Metal Gear Awesome count?

*Officer walks up to the car*
"It's the enemy!"
*Start humming alert music*

lol thats it guys, more like it

cops comes over to car

Call me Mama. Big Mama.

:lol:

[Carl]

Hmm maybe....

"LAUGH WITH ME!"

[Alti]

*cop pulls up*
"You have any idea how fast you were going?"

*you*
"BROTHER! ... It's been too long >=D!!!!...."



...*ticket..*

[Jaeger]

...

I can't even begin to explain how much of a failure this thread is.

[DangerousMali]

Hmm maybe....

"LAUGH WITH ME!"

nah more like to cop

Show me your rage! :snicker

end result = ticket with beating

[Carl]

"Do you think love blooms on the battlefield?"

Works for every situation

[Alti]

*Cop*
"ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!? You just ran over 10 people, ran 3 red lights, crashed through a donut shop, AND STALLED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREE WAY!! What's wrong with y--"

*you*

"ahahahaha...HAHAHAHA... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...--AHAHA..aahaha... It's not funny... I shouldn't be laughing... heheheh... hahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

[mcav]

Cop: Name?

"I am like you. I have no name. "

Or

" I was waiting for someone to kill me. A man like you. You're a hero. "

Or

" You'll just slow me down."

[DangerousMali]

*Cop*
"ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!? You just ran over 10 people, ran 3 red lights, crashed through a donut shop, AND STALLED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREE WAY!! What's wrong with y--"

*you*

"ahahahaha...HAHAHAHA... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...--AHAHA..aahaha... It's not funny... I shouldn't be laughing... heheheh... hahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

lol that tickled my funny bone

[grcswoosh]

I'm not registered, never have been, never will be

[mcav]

"Before you give me a ticket, watch me make this pencil vanish!"

Ok - not from MGS, but seriously... how cool was that???

[DangerousMali]

after cop gives you ticket

"You've served your purpose. You may die now. "

:lol:

[Falanx13]

When the cop comes up you yell:

"CRAB BATTLE!!"

oli oli oli ooh!!

[Rolovis]

"This is so f**king hilarious!"

[Natalz]

HUH? What was that noise? Must have been my imagination.

<drives off>

[Carl]

"god Damnit! Get A Grip!"

[Alti]

"that's it, buddy. You were going way over the speed limit. You're going to jail."

"You can't arrest me... THE SYSTEM. IS MINE...!"

"no. .... no it is not."

"Oh... ok... well.....How long do I have...?"

[AaronSOLDIER]

This...............is funny? I really cannot see how any of this is funny, EPIC FAIL!

[Gtek500]

I got one. when he pulls over yell out the window. "It's not over yet!" and drive off.

[Gtek500]

This...............is funny? I really cannot see how any of this is funny, EPIC FAIL!

and you're original...really you ARE the first one to say apic fail. i really didnt know this place was epic fail because no one said it before.

[Alti]

I got one. when he pulls over yell out the window. "It's not over yet!" and drive off.

LAWL.
what would be even better is if you were senile and old [hmm... old like snake??] while u said that haha.

[Rolovis]

HUH? What was that noise? Must have been my imagination.

<drives off>

I think that one's my favorite.

[MrAce]

cop:"do you know how long i've been following you?"

"a year at best"

Cop: "where are you going in such a hurry"

"the hudson river"

[ScorpionT16]

lol, "this thread is no fail, never was, never will be"

Some quotes are hilarious! Keep it up fellas...

"huh! i heard footsteps"
cop: Sir, do you have a licence for that solar gun
os: huuuh, i have one for the tangeshima
cop: Alert!

[SerinousTSE]

I'm not registered, never have been, never will be

HAHA. That is funny. Pretty clever though.

[Rhysivich]

Here is my poor attempt at this hard game:

1)

Cop: Sir, you were seen speeding 2 miles back on a surveillance camera.

Guy: A surveillance camera? (Solid Snack - MGS1)

Cop: Yes, they were installed by the government to stop speeding.

Guy: Those Pentagon b*stards! (Kenneth Baker - MGS1)

---

2#

Guy: I think I'm hurt.

Female Cop: You were doing 80, thats 30 over the limit. An ambulance is on the way to take you to hospital to check you over.

Guy: But, I wanna check you over...

Female Cop: Well, if you come back in one piece, maybe I'll let you do a strip search on me. (Naomi Hunter, MGS1)

---

3#

Cop: Sir, you're gunna have to come with me. You were driving as if trying to evade a nuclear explosion.

Guy: What's the date today?

Cop: August 6th.

Guy: The day of the Hiroshima bomb. God's got a sense of humor, all right. (Solid Snake, MGS1)

That one was rubbish - sorry.


---

4#

Cop: *Looking at car bumper stickers*

You like Castlevania don't you? (Psycho Mantis, MGS1)


---

5#

Cop: Name?

Guy: You can call me ... Deepthroat. (Gray Fox, MGS1)

[Rand al Thor]

Cop: dude you were driving too fast. What's the rush?

Me: I am off to bury the patriots for good.



Cop: What's your name?

Me: Names mean nothing on a battlefield?

Cop? WTF?! How old are you punk?

Me: Old enough to know what death looks like.



Cop: License and registration please.

Me: 'hands it to him'

Cop: So you think you are the boss around here driving around like that.

Me: No, not just around here. I am the boss to surpass big boss himself

[jtsizzle00]

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
Snake: Fast enough to do.. THIS (Mk. II paralyzes the cop)

...and I GET AWAY!

MGO ... it gets to you ;)

[Copyright]

Cop:Do you no what speed you have been doing
You:LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
Cop:Sorry?
You: LIQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

[Gameware336]

Cop: your crazy, yo were goin 157 mph you almost killed innocent people, and are you trying to commit suicide?

fugative: suicide? sounds like a job for me

fugative2:this isnt a time for your stupid jokes!

[Blu-Ray]

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going? Your getting a ticket pal.

Me: I don't think on the battlefield, I just do.

Cop: What?

Me: I'm no hero, just a soldier with a gun.

Cop: You have the right to remind silent

Me: I have the right to be deadly.

Cops: SNAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE

[Copyright]

Cop: I'm afraid I have caught you speeding, And I am going to do this questionaire with you, Ok?
You: Go for it
Cop:What's your name?
You:Iroquois pliskin
Cop:Not under cover?
You:Nope
Cop:Fake name?
You: No waiiii.
Cop: Your free to go

[tmacfan4321]

"Hey Snake. Check it. Go sneak that ****."

[kanuki10]

Officer: Good day sir, how are-
You: I need scissors!
Officcer: Huh?

[MDwrestler]

Here is my poor attempt at this hard game:

1)

Cop: Sir, you were seen speeding 2 miles back on a surveillance camera.

Guy: A surveillance camera? (Solid Snack - MGS1)

Cop: Yes, they were installed by the government to stop speeding.

Guy: Those Pentagon b*stards! (Kenneth Baker - MGS1)

---

2#

Guy: I think I'm hurt.

Female Cop: You were doing 80, thats 30 over the limit. An ambulance is on the way to take you to hospital to check you over.

Guy: But, I wanna check you over...

Female Cop: Well, if you come back in one piece, maybe I'll let you do a strip search on me. (Naomi Hunter, MGS1)

---

3#

Cop: Sir, you're gunna have to come with me. You were driving as if trying to evade a nuclear explosion.

Guy: What's the date today?

Cop: August 6th.

Guy: The day of the Hiroshima bomb. God's got a sense of humor, all right. (Solid Snake, MGS1)

That one was rubbish - sorry.


---

4#

Cop: *Looking at car bumper stickers*

You like Castlevania don't you? (Psycho Mantis, MGS1)


---

5#

Cop: Name?

Guy: You can call me ... Deepthroat. (Gray Fox, MGS1)

hahaha that is pretty damn funny

[advancednewbie]

Cop:Do you no what speed you have been doing
You:LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
Cop:Sorry?
You: LIQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID


LMAO..this one got me laughing out loud