The 1 post thread

[dan84]

ok this might be a stupid idea or may have been done before but here goes

all members to make 1 post only in here so make it as interesting as you can and lets see how many posts we get

this was mine so carry on .... :shock:

[ToonAssassin]

i'd like to thank my mum & dad, my wife, my kids, my extended family, my friends and work colleagues and anyone who has ever had a positive influence on my life !

live long, prosper, be nice to people and above all keep gaming and be happy !

Toony :-)

[Sam_From_Space]

Breaking rules = Bad

Nah, I'm just kiddin' can you imagine if I was like that?

:heart:

[darky89]

This really took off, and as sam as stated - you're not exactly setting a good example now are you mister? Or should i say dan84! if that is in fact your real name..
Anyway, as sam also predicted i sense lockage soon... so here's a present from me to you..

http://www.branchhome.com/images/large/gift_wrap_LRG.jpg

I'm not telling you what it is, lets just say...
you might wanna start practising how to use a pogo stick.
[WINK WINK];);)


I've completely ignored the point of this thread, and would now like to tell you about my life.




IN SONG!!!



Nah, I'm just kiddin' can you imagine if I was like that?

Oh :'(
You got me all excited. Sing me a song Sam. Sing away dear boy, sing away.

[admartian]

Should've just edited the OP. :rolleyes: (Yes, and my only post is a smartass
one - hey, would I be me if I didn't? :snicker)

[snowhawk]

all i'm going to say is GTA 4 rules :DD

"keep on keeping on" :)

[bobabooy?]

Well, here is my one post forever in this thread... and it isnt even a good post!!! :shock:

[Ishimaru Kaito]

hey i'm not complaining. so it is my b day today and i'm stuck not playing GTA, i'm crying tears of pain and anguish

[zeon9881]

hmm only 1 post huh, well i leave by saying 2 things

all of you smell like degrading manure
and
this thread will only reach the second page MAX (and if im wrong, than it wasnt me)

[BJP409]

OK, Vote Quimby!

Also since OP's breaking the rules maybe I should......Double Post!

Or not.

Whoever posts next has cooties!:p

[JstuFly]

No I don't! Why administer such hatred onto me!?
WHY!!??

[StoneyPS3]

I like bananas cos they ain't got no bones in.

[VintageElise]

The last post was 5 days ago....

Im going to change that and make it 1 muinite ago

I cant spell minute

Oh

I think i spelled it right then, Awesome :D

[SteelSamurai]

the fear of long words is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

(and it's not even in my spell check, lol)

[wunderless]

Wait... no, wait... what...?

[magaro]

oh crap I'm bored. I want a PS3

[UberNerD20]

Hm...only one post, what does one write about in a single post on a thead they can never write on again. One post...I got it!

Marty: This is uh, this is heavy duty, Doc, this is great. Uh, does it
run on regular unleaded gasoline?

Doc: Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick,
plutonium.

Marty: Uh, plutonium, wait a minute, are you telling me that this
sucker's nuclear?

Doc: Hey, hey, keep rolling, keep rolling there. No, no, no, no, this
sucker's electrical. But I need a nuclear reaction to generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts
of electricity that I need.

Marty: Doc, you don't just walk into a store and ask for plutonium. Did
you rip this off?

Doc: Of course, from a group of Libyan Nationalists. They wanted me to
build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and in turn gave them a shiny bomb case full of
used pinball machine parts.

Marty: Jesus.

Doc: Let's get you into a radiation suit, we must prepare to reload.

Doc: Safe now, everything's let lined. Don't you lose those tapes now,
we'll need a record.

Wup, wup, I almost forgot my luggage. Who knows if they've got cotton
underwear in the future. I'm allergic to all synthetics.

Marty: The future, it's where you're going?

Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always
dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.

Marty: Uh, Doc.

Doc: Huh?

Marty: Uh, look me up when you get there.

Doc: Indeed I will, roll em. I, Doctor Emmett Brown, am about to embark
on an historic journey. What have I been thinking of, I almost forgot to bring some extra
plutonium. How did I ever expect to get back, one pallet one trip I must be out of my mind. What
is it Einy? Oh my god, they found me, I don't know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty.

Marty: Who, who?

Doc: Who do you think, the Libyans.

Marty: Holy ****.

[Carl]

A pig walked across the road.

it said "oink" to a lampost.

The lampost said "oink" back

And the pig carried on, on its journey.

Thank you very much, you've been a great audience.

[MiNiMaL_sAnItY]

1 Post Zomg One Post I'll Write One Post
After I Write It, You'll Miss Me Most
1post Zomg One Post I'll Write One Post

People Be Mad, Paranoid, Delusional About Success
What'll Suck Less? A Person On A Fruit Seedless
Lol Omg Im Writing A Wrime In All Caps
If This Were A Race, Then I'd Run Laps!

[FatalBeliever]

I love how I'm wasting my life by doing this.

[carocat]

Making this only one post is a bit, I dunno, meh..

Maybe one post a week or day would be better?

As I can only make this one and only post, let me think.. I can't think of anything profound..

[the_End]

1 post? Geez, uhh......well I really can't think of anything to say really. At least this adds to my post count.

[Playstation4life]

Mom, dad.

Im gay.

no homo

[grcswoosh]

No, Not Ham, You Fat F**k!!!!!!

[~NeonFire~]

I like pie.

Pie is good.

Cuz I like pie.

Lol.

[Uzziah]

the fear of long words is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

(and it's not even in my spell check, lol)

For a moment there I thought that was going to say hippopotamus. :lol:

[Darth Turnip]

Good morning Miss can I help you son
sixteen today and up for fun
I’m a big boy now or so they say
so if you’ll serve I’ll be on my way

Box of balloons with the featherlite touch
pack of party poppers that pop in the night
a toothbrush and hairspray plastic grin
Miss Clay on the corners has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
now I’ve come of age
welcome to the house of fun
welcome to the lion’s den
temptation’s on it’s way
welcome to the house of fun

N-n-n-n- no no Miss you misunderstood
sixteen big boy full pint in my manhood
I’m up to date and the date’s today
so if you’ll serve I’ll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
now I’ve come of age
welcome to the lion’s den
temptation’s on it’s way
welcome to the house of fun

I’m sorry son but we don’t stock
party gimmicks in this shop
try the house of fun
it’s quicker if you run
this is a chemist’s not a joke shop

Party hats simple enough clear
comprehend savvy understand do you hear
a pack of party hats with the coloured tips
I’m too late gorgon’s heard gossip

Well hello Joe hello Miss Clay
many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
now I’ve come of age
welcome to the lion’s den
temptation’s on it’s way
welcome to the house of fun

[Womble]

Darth Turnip what a song that is :D (i will let you off from being from Hull because of the great song lyrics)

This is quite possibly the greatest song ever recorded.

Thats Entertainment - The Jam

a police car and a screaming siren
pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete
a baby wailing and a stray dog howling
the screech of brakes and lamplights blinking

thats entertainment

a smash of glass and the rumble of boots
an electric train and a ripped up phone booth
paint splattered walls and the cry of a tom cat
lights going out and a kick in the balls

thats entertainment

days of speed and slow time mondays
pissing down with rain on a boring wednesday
watching the news and not eating your tea
a freezing cold flat with damp on the walls

thats entertainment

waking up at 6 a.m on a cool warm morning
opening the window and breathing in petrol
an amateur band rehearsing in a nearby yard
watching the telly and thinking 'bout your holidays

thats entertainment

waking up from bad dreams and smoking cigarettes
cuddling a warm girl and smelling stale perfume
a hot summers day and sticky black tarmac
feeding ducks in the park and wishing you were far away

thats entertainment

two lovers kissing at the scream of midnight
two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude
getting a cab and travelling on buses
reading the grafitti about slashed seat affairs

thats entertainment

[Beemer]

Installing Vista has been the biggest waste of my life to date. I'm so bored.

[.05]

I like this game, it's alot of fun......... :D

[SharkOutofWater]

I am posting in this just so I can sneak in a week from now and post again BREAKING DA RULEZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! unless ubernerd sends Marty into the future to stop me, your threadz will be mine in 7 days

(most likely I will forget and you will all be safe from my devious and sinister plan, so just carry on like this post didnt exist)

[ex nihilo7]

And today is the day I become a................. next person to finish sentence.

[PhatRabb1t]

Because I've been playing StarCraft recently....

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[ManaBurnX]

OMG, only one post in here ever?!?! That's a lot to think about. I better make this good. What to say, what to say... Should I go with something witty? How about a random comment? Post some lyrics! Wait, that's been done. Perhaps only post a smily! Oh, 5 post minimum... I could always go with annoying like you just lost the game and so did I... but then that might rub people the wrong way. I know! I'll just post about what I could post about!! Wait...what?

[OsideRida06]

Well here is my one post.

[FallingBullets]

uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... ....................

[Sventax]

So what's this all about?

[iToke]

I guess this is me contributing? :-?

[Tribunal]

I knew if anyone was going to screw this thread up it'd been Sam_From_Space. :lol: :roll:

[SteelSamurai]

Well in my one post, I'd like to say

*looks up page*

damn amnesia

[Centurion]

1 - 1/3 + 1/5 - 1/7 + 1/9 - 1/11 + 1/13 ... converges to pi/4

[Luner_Chaos]

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?


2. Who are you in love with?


3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?


4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?


5. When is the last time you went to the mall?


6. Are you wearing socks right now?


7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?


8. When was the last time you drove out of town?


9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?


10. Are you hot?


11. What was the last thing you had to drink?


12. What are you wearing right now?


13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?


14. Last food that you ate?


15. Where were you last week at this time?


16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?


17. When is the last time you ran?


18. What's the last sporting event you watched?


19. What is your favorite animal?


20. Your dream vacation?


21. Last person's house you were in?


22. Worst injury you've ever had?


23. Have you been in love?


24. Do you miss anyone right now?


25. Last play you saw?


26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?


27. What are your plans for tonight?


28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?


29. Next trip you are going to take?


30. Ever go to camp?


31. Were you an honor roll student in school?


32. What do you want to know about the future?


33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?


34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?


35. Where is your best friend?


36. How is your best friend?


37. Do you have a tan?


38. What are you listening to right now?


39. Do you collect anything?


40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?


41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?


42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?


43. What does your last text message say?


44. Do you like hot sauce?


45. Last time you took a shower?


46. Do you need to do laundry?


47. What is your heritage?


48. Are you someone's best friend?


49. Are you rich?


50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?

[SteelSamurai]

Well, in my one post I'd like to say tha-

*scrolls up page*

CRAP!

[InfernoReaper]

I wanted to say something witty but my walls are starting to bleed. Again.

[Gambit_101]

wonder how long this is going to last,and this is my last post her hopfully.

[SoDev]

"Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant ******' Mark Twain ****. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."

[Molten Universe]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/givo_87/thisthreadisnowawesome.jpg

[The Hammer]

If only I could think of something good to post...

[Lil_Mermaid_Girl]

My 'I' button and space bar stick so I have to push them really hard. So I usually have either i's missing in my posts or words that are together, likethis.

[Vulgotha]

This thread is now serious business:

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x250/Vulgotha/SeriousBusinessno.gif

[FinalReaper]

Choo Choo Chwain......

Hmmmm....

Yesterday Is History
Tommorow Is A Mystery
Today Is A Gift That Is Why They Call It The Present...

Anyhoo...

"Says Something Interesting"

[iTz nAsTyY]

I love how I'm wasting my life by doing this.

Its great isnt it?!?! lol

[FaLLeNMoNkEy]

i'd like to thank my mum & dad, my wife, my kids, my extended family, my friends and work colleagues and anyone who has ever had a positive influence on my life !

live long, prosper, be nice to people and above all keep gaming and be happy !

[shaunyac]

-_-_-_-_- Hello -_-_-_-_-

Steel, this is supposed to be the one post thread and you are ruining it :\

[convulsion]

Here is my one post. blah blah . Look a rainbow! , that looks like a lotta fun weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee slipdiing off my huh? where? there? boom! headshot! I like unicorns what are you ok? I am splendid? huuuuuuuuhaaaaaaaaa I have defied me for the last time. Bring it old man! Now you die! weeeeeeeeeee roundhouse kick to the face. Luke: "Darth". Darth: "yeah" Luke: how do you poop with that suit on all the time. Darth: I don't poop. I let loose. STARSHIP ADVENTURES CONFIRMED NES EXCLUSIVE FALL OF 88'

[Say Low]

my favorite fruit is green grapes and i especially like them if they're frozen.

[Torres]

My faviorite sport is football.

[darky89]

Wow, this thing is only barely alive. Poor fella, better get him to a hospital.
What's that you say? They don't do hospitals for threads....

To shreds you say?
And how is the wife holding up?
To shreds you say.

[EVILPS3]

I enjoy masturbating whilst peering out of my window.

[another guy]

For my one and only post I will write in spanish:
pato el q lea esto
In English:
today is my birthday
(no se me ocurrio nada mas original q decir)