Things that make you go hmmmmmm.

[daevv]

C & C Music factory aside post things that you find strange, different, or make you go hmmmmmm. I got two to start!


There is no word for thesaurus in an actual thesaurus!

Subway resturants do not carry ketchup!

[BJP409]

And now for a public safety announcement:

1778

[Formula]

*Formula pokes and touches the side of the sign slightly...OUCH*


Why is the sky blue. (even though i know this one)

[miamiman]

Buffalo Wings.... Made of chicken.... Hmmm.... :P

[mickice]

MacDonalds have removed Beetroot from their menus in Australia.

[Sederior]

Buffalo wings are the best in Buffalo, New York, hence the name.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

[Bitbydeath]

Bear with me, i'm a little tipsy, so if say you had a lot of those one way mirrors so you could see in one way but it reflected on the other now lets say you made those mirrors into a circle... what would you see?

Note: You can see in and once you see in it'll reflect off all mirrors within the circle....
So what will you see?

[MiNiMaL_sAnItY]

Bear with me, i'm a little tipsy, so if say you had a lot of those one way mirrors so you could see in one way but it reflected on the other now lets say you made those mirrors into a circle... what would you see?

Note: You can see in and once you see in it'll reflect off all mirrors within the circle....
So what will you see?

Is the answer goatse?

Hmmmm....

[Formula]

Why isnt George Bush dead?

hmmm......

[TH3 GAM3]

^^^
:lol: Why the PS3 so heavy?

[kflashin]

Why isnt George Bush dead?

hmmm......I have wondered the same thing,what happened to good old fashioned assasination attempts,huh?.Back in the 80's,president's were getting shot at once a year,these modern day assassin's are sissyfied,

[Formula]

Why does the PS3 jack and screw up while playing COD4?

[TH3 GAM3]

Why COD4 is so f'ed up after the patch?

[kflashin]

Why are the lines at the DMV so long?

[Xelis]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[MiNiMaL_sAnItY]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Too easy.

He got wood when seeing wood on another fella. So he'll get a fellatio.

Hmmm....

[kflashin]

Why do some people prefer text messaging over just calling the person

[miamiman]

Why are goats named Billy???

Hmmmm.....

[BJP409]

Why is there a need to abbreviate the word abbreviation?

Hmmmm!

[sorrow880]

Why does everything good, have to be bad for you?

Pop, Alcohol, Smoking, Sex (if you're not careful), driving too fast, being lazy--couch potato, eating fast food, donuts, salt, sugar, playing video games too long, and the list could go on.

If it's good---it's bad.
And
If it's bad--it's good for you.

[miamiman]

Why does everything good, have to be bad for you?

Pop, Alcohol, Smoking, Sex (if you're not careful), driving too fast, being lazy--couch potato, eating fast food, donuts, salt, sugar, playing video games too long, and the list could go on.

If it's good---it's bad.
And
If it's bad--it's good for you.



Hmmm.... Now that's something to think about.

[BJP409]

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

[Formula]

Why isnt Osama Bin Laden dead?

[sweetvar26]

WTF are the troops still doing in Iraq ?

hmm.....

[BJP409]

Do anti-tobacco Lobbyists have smoko?


Hmmm

[RENXEC]

microsoft isnt in the ps3's predictive dictionary

hmmm.....i wonder why

[Formula]

How come gta iv isnt out?


hmmmmm..........

[Sederior]

On that note:

Will Duke Nukem Forever be released?

[Formula]

I have no idea.

Why are we even asking these questions?


hmmmmmmmm.............

[Sederior]

I guess you could say we're just satisfying our general curiosity of the world why sharing our same observations with those who are also experiencing the world the same way we are, a sort of confirmation bias so that we know we're not alone.

But then again I could be wrong...

hmmmmmm.

[ball3r_42]

McDonalds use pig fat to make their soft serve ice-creams.

[miamiman]

McDonalds use pig fat to make their soft serve ice-creams.

That doesn't make me go hmmm....

That makes me throw up in my mouth a little. :pale

[RENXEC]

or DO they??
hmmmm.........

[Formula]

or DO they not??


hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....we are all getting somewhere...:lol:

[daevv]

Why do places that are opened 24/7 have locks on the doors?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[ball3r_42]

Tarantulas are a delicacy in some countries.

[magma12]

why do dogs howl when they hear a siren? hmmmmm

[daevv]

A Canadian NHL team has gotten to the Stanley Cup Finals every year since the last lock out.

hmmmmmmmmmm.

[kopkiwi]

Why is the fear of long words this long? - Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

[pacojackson]

people claiming that aliens are trying to kill them..

HMMMM

[SoDev]

Yo momma... makes me go hmmmmMMMMMMMmmMMMMMMMm :suspect:


:p:snicker

[Sederior]

why does there have to be a delay for the PS3 edition of Call of Duty 4: Game of the Year Edition?

Hmmm.

[Riskz]

People that order 2 double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Hmmm...

[Sederior]

People that order 2 double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Hmmm...


Okay, that made me laugh. Like out loud... and stuff.

Why is it that people in America can't win the million at Deal or no Deal. Hmmmmmmmm

[Riskz]

Okay, that made me laugh. Like out loud... and stuff.

Why is it that people in America can't win the million at Deal or no Deal. Hmmmmmmmm

Lol.

In America they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Hmmm...

[Sederior]

In America they have Gyms that have both stairs and escalators leading to the entrance.


Hmmmmmmm.

[jamesyfx]

In America they eat that disgusting stuff called Ranch.

Hmmm.. URK.

[Idenowhereiam]

why do people drive on parkways and park in drive ways..


hmmm..

[daevv]

Who does tech support call when they have problems?

hmmmmmm

[Sederior]

Do hair stylists cut their own hair?


Hmmmmm.

[hoverbike]

Why are there more KFC's in China then McDonald's?

Hmmmmmmm.

[Sederior]

I can answer that one.

The KFC quickly realized since the beginning that the Asian people have a very VERY high standard for Fast Food, and KFC delivered...

McDonald's has been quick to remedy their problems and followed suit.

Now the strangest thing I've seen is that in Singapore, McDonald's delivers. Imagine that.

Oh and they also have country specific toppings for Dominoes and Pizza Hut, like Squid, and Corn. Part of the reasons why Papa John's hasn't been doing too well overseas.

That's mainly the reason why Asian McDonald's tastes way better over there than over here.

Why do most Americans not know the benefits of good food?

Hmmmmm

[Riskz]

Why do Americans leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put their useless junk in the garage.

Hmmm...

[hoverbike]

Why did Myanmar just get hit with the worst Cyclone in many years.

Hmmmmmmmmm.

[xdavidplaguex]

Why is the sky blue. (even though i know this one)


The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air

[DSSS91]

In america there are defibrillators in every other building.
I wonder why... (COUGH, worlds fattest country) (COUGH, it is predicted obeisity is going to make America Bankrupt in 40 years)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, think about that.

[BJP409]

If emos are such non conformists why do they all dress the same:

(I actually saw this written on a bilboard advertising Sprite!)

[Sederior]

If emos are such non conformists why do they all dress the same:

(I actually saw this written on a bilboard advertising Sprite!)

That is AWESOME!!!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if it were chuck norris?

[PXG S3]

Why are most stereotypes about food? I mean, fried chicken.....WHO DOESN'T LIKE IT? This **** makes me hungry.

[cocruxified]

Flying. Tons of metal floating in the air just boggles my mind. Even after flying so many times and hearing the explanation so many times, it still makes me go hmmmmmmmm?

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air

You just couldn't resist could you?

[A7X_Elite_6661]

Llamas!
Their amazing yet such odd animals. :)

[Sederior]

Why is pink such a feminine color these days?

In olden times it was masculine because it was associated with Purple and purple meant royalty.

But now it has switched, and guys who wear that color have to defend it with cheesy lines like "Real Men Wear Pink"

hmmmmmm.

[Sam_From_Space]

Why is it that your nose runs, and your feet smell?

[Dan_COD4]

interesting questions.....

[Torres]

Chicken Breasts make me go hmmmmmmmmm.

[Jaeger]

How do they those ships inside glass bottles?

What happens to the 'hole' bits from donuts?

Why are ethnic people considered to be the main consumer of fried chicken?

We all know Adam and Eve were the first people to have sex, but how exactly did they discover it?

You can get brainfreeze by eating cold food, but how come you don't get brainburn by eating hot food?

[mcav]

Why are there more KFC's in China then McDonald's?

Hmmmmmmm.

Why do people INSIST on using the word "then" instead of "than" it seems to happen all the time!!!

Hmmmmmmm.....

[Carl]

Why do people say "I could care less" when the phrase is "couldn't care less". GET IT ****ING RIGHT

hmmmmmm

[OrganDonor]

Why is it that people used to say the moon was made of cheese?

Hmmmmmm.......

[mcav]

I was at the crib, sittin' by the fireplace
Drinkin' cocoa on the bear skin rug
The door bell rang. Who could it be?
Thought to myself then started to shrug
Got to the door. Ding Dong. Who is it?
My girl's best friend had payed me a visit.
Sly as can be, tight dress and all
She knew that I was faithful. I really didn't have the gall.
I tried to chilll. She made the move.
Now I know my girlfriend wouldn't approve.
I didn't realize my girl was settin' me up
Yo, my girl didn't trust me. No!
Yeah, but she lost control I wouln't take the bait.
I said chill baby baby chill baby baby wait
My girl bust in, Caught us creating a boom
She said "Girlfriend"?

Here's how it started
Just an example of how another brother can trample
Ruin your life, sleep with your wife
Watch your behind
There was a friend of mine named Jay
Would come over late at night and say hey
I watched the fight. I thought is was alright.
'Cause me and Jay were really really tight
So damned close we had the same blood type.
Months went by and my wife got big
We were havin' a child and I got another gig
So I let Jay move into the crib and chill
He had his own room and helped pay the bills
The time had come (for the baby down to the scene)
It looked like Jay and I couldn't believe
Before my eyes in the delivery room.

Seventeen and I was havin' a ball
Eleventh grade and Yo, I knew it all
I fell in love for the very first time
With this girl she really blew my mind
Inner sense and whole lotta class
Style that could give you whiplash
We said hello and my heart beat stopped
She was the world and I was on top
Time went by, She filled my universe
We made love, She said I was the first
My boy kept tellin' me. Yo, I don't know
I think your girl's been playing tic tac toe
I'll ask my girl I know she only loves me
Wasn't I the one who took her virginity?
The look on her face read sorrow and gloom
She said "Yeah, Why do you guys always ask that?"

Hey ladies
Have you ever had a man
Go away for business, come back with a tan
Comes home late at night from work
You cooked him dinner now you feel like a jerk
Sayin' he didn't have time to eat
And he's not even hungry, he wants to RETREAT
To the bedroom cos he said his head hurts
You're only makin' love in radical spurts
Mysterious calls and the phone goes click
You say to yourself "I'm gonna hit him with a brick"
Ain't no way he could be cheatin' on me
I wonder who bought him those BVD's
Dressed to a T to go hang with the fellas
Over the guys and I'm getting jealous?
Comin' home late smellin' like perfume?


Things that make you go hmmmmmm.