The Vending Machine!

[San-J]

This game is played in the third person and the rules are:

Person 1 inserts something into the Vending Machine (anything).
Person 2 tells Person 1 what he receives.
Then Person 2 inserts something into the Vending machine

For Example:

Person 1: Person 1 inserts an italian plumber
Person 2: Person 1 recieves a magic mushroom. Person 2 inserts a lump of coal.
Person 3: Person 2 recieves angry santa. Person 3 inserts an etc etc...

This game requires a sense of humour and creativity!

So i'll start with...

Sanj inserts a dead monkey.

[Assassin3]

Assassin3 receives - a terrible idea for a game, but decides to play anyway
Assassin3 inserts - all of his college coursework for someone else to do

[San-J]

Assassin3 receives - a terrible idea for a game, but decides to play anyway
Assassin3 inserts - all of his college coursework for someone else to do

Erm not quite...comon it's not difficult to understand.

I am the one who is supposed to recieve something after putting something in...not you...and the thing i recieve has to be someway related to what i put in (in my case a dead monkey). But nice try at being creative... :rolleyes:

But carrying off on the rest of what you wrote:

Assassin3 recieves the shredded remains of his courswork.
Sanj inserts rectal thermometer.

[AJe]

SanJ receives a sore rectum ;)
AJe inserts his head.

[Redman_DK]

AJe Receives a peanut;)
Redman_DK steals that peanut and inserts it.

[San-J]

Redman_DK receives a peanut addicted elephant.
Sanj inserts his..nose

[Redman_DK]

Sanj receives everything that was in his nose and a donut.

Redman_DK inserts all his homework.


Btw that elephant better be pink, or else I'm gonna have to return it.

[San-J]

Redman_DK receives a pie...with his homework inside.
Sanj inserts an oreo cookie.

P.S The elephant was purple...sorry :(

[Zoibie]

San-j recieves two pieces of buiscuit without filling.

Zoibie inserts $100

[San-J]

Zolbie recieves 1,076.87 Mexican Pesos.

Sanj inserts some gold nuggets.

[boogernose]

Sanj receives a dixie cup full of boogers

Boogernose inserts his cell phone

[Formula]

Boogernose recieves alot of magical numbers.

Arcruex_Formula inserts his bankroll.

[UberNerD20]

Arcruex gets noting, thats what happens if you put nothing in :p
Nerd insets a dirty diaper.

[NepentheZ]

NerD finally starts taking some ***** back.!

Nep inserts himself.

[Formula]

Nep recieves....hmmm...looks here as if it there were........nothing......


Formula inserts a SMG = :gta:

[NepentheZ]

Formula recieves, an empty shell of a bullet, to represent an empty shell of a man.

Nep inserts 5 pubic hairs.

[San-J]

Nep recieves $50. That was grade A pubic hair from Kazakhstan http://www.foxnews.com/images/237365/0_42_110206_borat_letterman.jpg

Sanj inserts a Jazz musician.

[boogernose]

Sanj receives a dixie cup full of boogers :lol:

Boogernose inserts a Happy Birthday card.

[San-J]

Oh great, now i have TWO friggin dixie cups....

Boognernose receives a Happy Birthday card filled with...boogers :D

Sanj inserts a bottle of Ketchup.

[Rhysivich]

SanJ receives a rotten tomato.

Rhysivich inserts a lemon.

[Zoibie]

Rhysivich recieves Lemonade...without a glass (I had to copy and paste your name then :lol:)

Zoibie inserts France

[San-J]

Zolbie recieves 500,000 croissants...and a revolution.

Sanj inserts the Queen of England.

[Zoibie]

San-J recieves a crown, a scepter and a throne.... San-J is the new Queen!!

Zoibie inserts Uncool

[San-J]

Zolbie recieves Cool. The new and improved version of Uncool.

Sanj inserts a muskrat.

[REEEPR]

sanj receives muskrat ringtones for his cellphone Reeepr inserts offical tax form BR549

[UberNerD20]

Reeepr receives and audit.
UberNerd inserts batman

[Xelis]

UberNerd receives and Bat and a Man

Xelis inserts 2 guitars, a bass and a drum kit.

[UberNerD20]

Xelis gets the band Nofx
UberNerd inserts a guinness

[REEEPR]

UberNerD receives a DUI REEEPR inserts 2 turn tables & a micro phone

[UberNerD20]

damn i didnt want another one :(
reeeper receives bender
UberNerd inserts warhawk

[Xelis]

UberNerd recieves 40 hours of fun

Xelis inserts Carmen Electra's mouth :DD

[BJP409]

Xelis gets 5 seconds of fun...

BJ inserts Michael Jackson

[Xelis]

BJ recieves the most fun hes ever had...

Xelis inserts 2 drums and a cymbol

[UberNerD20]

EDIT: xelis receives 2 snare drums and a bass drum
UberNerd inserts a wookie

[BJP409]

Ubernerd gets Hillary:p

BJ inserts waffle

[Xelis]

BJ recieves 'Give, and it shall be given to you. For whatever measure you deal out to others, it will be dealt to you in return'

Xelis inserts Microsoft.

[BJP409]

Xelis gets put on hold by customer service.;)

BJ (carefully) inserts yeast and sugar.

[REEEPR]

BJ receives Amish wonder bread, ( washes it down with a cool one) REEEPR inserts his left pinky toe

[BJP409]

REEEPR receives frosty six-pack to help with the swelling.

BJ inserts old undies:)

[Xelis]

BJ recieves pink old undies

Xelis inserts the entire cast of Star Trek

[BJP409]

Xelis gets to live long and prosper.

BJ inserts methane!

[REEEPR]

The machine sparks and bj receives 3rd degree burns. REEEPR inserts Johnson's baby powder and coolwater cologne

[BJP409]

REEEPR gets Fabio's telephone number:p

BJ inserts Elvis and Osama Bin Laden

[Redman_DK]

BJ receives Borat.

Redman_DK inserts the leftovers from a rabbit that got hit by a car.

[boogernose]

Redman_DK receives a snack.

Boogernose inserts his dirty socks...

[BJP409]

Boogernose gets foot-rot

BJ inserts Homer Simpson

[stik]

BJ gets a donut which has been eaten

stik inserts a stick

[Xelis]

stik recieves a really poor joke.

Xelis inserts god.

[Boostleak]

Xelis receives a homeless bum holding a bibble claiming to be Jesus.

Boostleak inserts XBOX360 with RROD and 2 fat kids holding CoD4

[Redman_DK]

Boostleak receives this guy
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8944/dontworrysirimfromtheinfh5.jpg

Redman_DK inserts a used condom.

[Formula]

Redman recieves his own face...wait...this must be a mistake...


Formula inserts am M4

[BJP409]

Formula receives the power of persuasive negotiation.

BJ inserts Mick Jagger, Gonzo and Prince Charles.

[boogernose]

BJ receives a charcoal portrait of himself.

Boogernose inserts his butt.

[BJP409]

Boogernose gets a blind cyclops with conjunctivitis.

BJ inserts A Hooters Resturant

[Formula]

Bj recieves food.

Formula inserts his mouth.

[BJP409]

Formula gets his lips stuck in slot.

BJ inserts The Pope

[Formula]

BJ gets the pope right back.

Formula inserts 1 penny

[Neo-Delta]

Formula gets a *****ney.

Neo inserts a rabbit.

[BJP409]

Formula gets a *****ney.

Neo inserts a rabbit.

Neo pulls out a magician.

BJ inserts Mr Snuffellupacus.

[San-J]

BJ recieves a fur coat.

Sanj inserts the Matrix.

[BJP409]

Sanj gets the ability to see in green binary code, just in time to experience a butt whooping from Neo.

BJ inserts Oprah Whinfrey

[Formula]

Bj recieves Michael Jackson


Formula inserts his PC

[BJP409]

Formula Receives Microsoft-drink.

BJ inserts 16 irate pygmies!

[Formula]

BJ recieves...i dont know, something weird though..

Formula inserts his million dollar shoe.

[BJP409]

Formula receives worlds most expensive kick in the ***!:)

BJ inserts Jerry Springer.

[Formula]

BJ recieves a spring :lol:

Formula inserts his bodyguard, show in my signature.

[sweetvar26]

Formula recieves a bullet

sweetvar inserts a beer

[BJP409]

Formula recieves a bullet

sweetvar inserts a beer


sweetvar receives $3.50 (reverse vending)

BJ inserts a half chewed strip of beef jerky

[sweetvar26]

BJ gets back a brand new beef jerkey -> return policy

sweetvar inserts his room mate's make up kit ...

[San-J]

sweetvar recieves a heavily made-up transvestite prostitute.

Sanj inserts his fruit and two veg.

[GuitarrassDeAmor]

San-J receives a doll who slaps you on the head and says you could have had a V8.

Guitarasdeamor puts in a floppy disc.

[kopkiwi]

San-J receives a doll who slaps you on the head and says you could have had a V8.

Guitarasdeamor puts in a floppy disc.

Guitarasdeamor receives a hard disc

Kopkiwi inserts a rocky balboa doll that screasm "ADRIAN" whenever Eye of the Tiger is played.

[BJP409]

Guitarasdeamor receives a hard disc

Kopkiwi inserts a rocky balboa doll that screasm "ADRIAN" whenever Eye of the Tiger is played.

Kopkiwi gets jumped by Mr.T and pittied!

BJ inserts a pogo stick!

[Baterzx]

BJ recieves his pogo stick (vending machine couldn't find a use for a pogo stick).

Baterz inserts a USB Powered Vacuum Cleaner...

[BJP409]

BJ recieves his pogo stick (vending machine couldn't find a use for a pogo stick).

Baterz inserts a USB Powered Vacuum Cleaner...

Baterz gets Vista; plugs it in and it still sucks, lol!:p

BJ inserts Swedish Chef and half a dozen Snickers bars!

[darky89]

BJ gets a mars bar and a free suitcase

darky inserts a 5.1 surround sound speaker set

[BJP409]

BJ gets a mars bar and a free suitcase

darky inserts a 5.1 surround sound speaker set

darky gets bitten by a sub-woofer!

BJ inserts a smelly hippy!

[GuitarrassDeAmor]

BJ receives a sack of we.....happy medicine :)

Guitarasdeamor sticks in a sand castle....

[BJP409]

GuitarasDeAmor gets the set for Lawrence of Arabia!


BJ Inserts copy of half life 2 ep 1!;)