Exagerating Misfortune

[Sam_From_Space]

In this game, the first poster (Me, geniuses) has to post a false fact about there own childhod misfortune, then the next four posters have to post something along the same lines, but exaggerated.

IE: Internet Explorer (Sorry)

Example:

When i was young we had no tvs, and only one rubbish radio.

Next Poster:

That's nothing, when i was young we had no radios, and no tvs, we watched the dog for entertainment

etc etc for the next three posts, when a new line of misfrtune is started.





When I was young, we only had rags to cover our bodies....

[mtroniks]

When i was young we had no clothes so we walked around naked and killed life chickens rabbits etc for food .

[Redman_DK]

That's nothing, when I was young it was the chickens and rabbits that hunted us, (they were big when I was young) so we had to eat *shivers* vegetables.

[MEMEROOT]

when I was young we didn't have bodies

[Shadowfyre]

That's nothing!!! My step dad was a raging alcoholic/crackhead that locked me and my sister in a 2ft by 3ft cage while he beat my mother with dual toasters and stabbed my sisters eyes out with carrots! Carrots!!!! http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd238/shadowfyreblade/wail.gif

[mtroniks]

A carrot stabbed me so i had to cross over mine fields .after that theres a forest full off zombie dogs if you were lucky to escape the zombie dogs. theres a physco killer who would chase you and kidnapp you .but if you make it past all that you would then have to cut off your finger nails to give to the shop keeper if not he would shot you at close range with a double barrel shotgun .

[Sam_From_Space]

You had it easy! Zombie dogs? We had zombie zombies!

[SymphonyX]

that's nothing when I was young I had no arms

[Shadowfyre]

That's nothing when I was a youngin, once a month my pa used to pour liquid nitrogen on one of my body parts until it was frozen solid. He'd then proceed to smash it into bits with a huge sledge hammer.

[SymphonyX]

that's nothing when I was young we couldn't wear our shoes inside the house, we lived in a broken glass factory

[Remington_780]

thats nothing, when i was young, we werent allowed to wear shows at all.

[hoverbike]

Not allowed to wear shoes at all? Your lucky, when I was young our toes were removed at birth followed by half the foot later on.

[grcswoosh]

That's nothing, when I was young my mom made huge portions of delicious food every night. My dad would force us to eat every last morsel.

Only problem is we were to poor to afford buttholes!

[hoverbike]

That's what I call luck, we didn't even have butts period. We looked like we just been in a train wreck or something all the time!

[Darth Turnip]

Don't talk to me about train wrecks. I was on a cruise in the middle of the Med when a train de-railed and crashed into my cabin. It completely obliterated my body leaving only my head working. We carried on with the holiday and the ship's crew threw my dead body overboard leaving me and my head to carry on with the holiday. The wost thing was it was incredibly hot and sunny but I had no hands to put my hat on. My head burnt so badly that I have had to have a skin graft. If only they'd kept my dead body.

[hoverbike]

Wow, you were in some good hands, because when I was younger, I didn't even have skin on my head. All I had was this head, without a body or neck, that was without skin.

[Shadowfyre]

That's nothing, I don't exist.

[Rhysivich]

At least with you not existing there is some consistency, but alas, for me there is not. I constantly flick between existing and not existing, and if I make just make one wrong move I could cause a paradox causing the universe to implode.

[hoverbike]

That's not worth talking about, for me, I know that one day the universe will implode with my paradox flickering. I'm slowly doing that right now.

[MEMEROOT]

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[hoverbike]

That's tame, when I was growing up, nothing in existence was a blessing, because we had negitive matter in the anti-universe.

[San-J]

Hah, thats laughable. Where i grew up, not only was the negative matter anti-universe, it was anti-semitic, anti-asian, anti-black...every anti-something you can think of.

[San-J]

EDIT: LOL, woops sorry for the triple post...the forums are really slow...and i'm really impatient...i don't think i need to say more.. :mrgreen:

[San-J]

Edit: Again apologies for the triple post...that damn "Post quick reply" button...

[hoverbike]

Hah, thats laughable. Where i grew up, not only was the negative matter anti-universe, it was anti-semitic, anti-asian, anti-black...every anti-something you can think of.

Please, that is hardly worth telling, when I was growing up there was anti-working, anti-enviroment, and anti-lifeform.

[mtroniks]

when i was growing up i felt a desert eagle it made me feel good so i shot my family and took over my city .the cops try to stop me but i was shooting to hard .the army came and they couldnt stop me i was angry so i blow up my city .

[BJP409]

When I was young we were so poor dad couldn't afford new tyres so he used to strap us kids to the rims and drive to town. Wouldn't have been so bad if he avoided the potholes. Us boys were back tyres and the girls were up the front. I remember dad saying something about different tread patterns!?

Can't complain too much cause we got a new tyre every nine months and being the eldest it wasn't long before I was the designated ashtray.

Because we couldn't afford fuel mum had to push the car.

It didn't have a horn so we tied a piece of string around the dogs D(censored) and yanked on it if we needed to warn other drivers.

I never will forgive him for driving off that cliff!

[mtroniks]

you were lucky we were deformed so we couldnt drive .but my dad said he will rob a car wich we did but cus my dad couldnt see and he had no hands i drove instead.but i only had one eye and no fingers but when i did fire up the car it was in netural and there was a mom with a baby pushing her pram .i couldnt stop the car and ran over the baby i could see the mom but she was screaming and the baby was squashed to the floor .so i but the car in to the right gear and did a burn out on the babies head and drove off at high speeds till i crashed into a old women and her grandaughter me and my dad we knocked out and the old women was alive but her leg was missing .her grandaughter was ok too she just broke her arm.

from know on im going to drive atvs instead .

[Formula]

HAHA, boo.


when i was little, we had to wear are undies up to a pectuaral muscles.

[mtroniks]

HAHA, boo.


when i was little, we had to wear are undies up to a pectuaral muscles.


I think you mean pectoral muscles.:rolleyes:

[Formula]

I think you mean pectoral muscles.:rolleyes:


:lol: Oops. yeah thats what i meant.

[BJP409]

When I was growing up we were so poor I couldn't have an imaginary friend unless he paid rent.

[hoverbike]

Paid rent? Amazing, when I was growing up we had to pay with our friends lives to get anything decent like renting out burned cars.

[Formula]

When i grew up, we had to hang from trees for 2 hours before we get our supper.

[hoverbike]

You were one of the few lucky ones, we didn't get supper, we got a snack once a week if that just to stay alive.

[Formula]

That was nothing hover! When i was young, we had a snack once a month!

[hoverbike]

Not even close to what I had to go through, I had a crum about every 3-4 months at a time and no water.

[Uncool]

Thats nothing when I was young, I tried killing myself. Game over. :?

[hoverbike]

What? Hardly worth mentioning, I ordered to clean the ground of any dirt which was impossible meaning I never got done.

[Formula]

Pshhtt...not even close...when i was young, we got spanked in the booty every time we blinked our eyes.

[hoverbike]

Not that bad compared to what we had to go through, endless moaning about how our blinking must be stopped or else there would be too many "frames" of life missing.

[Formula]

Well, i also had to go through something where we eat one worm before each meal...yuck.

[hoverbike]

Worms aren't very bad, I had to eat dirt and raw dirty eggs every morning at 6:00 am and if I didn't, 15 whippings.

[Sam_From_Space]

That all? Two dead horses and a cat that was alive, before our main course of horses ****.

[Formula]

Pshtt..nothing compared to what i had to go through. They made us take a bath every single hour!

[Sam_From_Space]

We only had daily baths, but we had to bathe in the oil until it evaporated.

[Formula]

We had to bathe in saliva from our doggies. Beat that!

[Sam_From_Space]

Dogs? Our once-a-weekly baths used to be filled with something else that dogs excrete.

[Psypher]

And while you were enjoying your time with dog excretion, I had a full course meal before a page at PS3Forums loaded!

[Formula]

:lol: i believe you. Ps3 forums speed is horrible. I get database errors, connection problems, the page wont load, it takes forever to refresh, ect....

[REEEPR]

Whoopidy do. I am typing this post on a ps3 controller on my ps3 browser wich is amazing because when I was young air haddn't been invented yet wich means my eyes couldn't focus causing me to not learn how to read and I am really posting with my mind like Stephen Hawkins.8)

[Formula]

When i was young, we were forced to slap lions before we had our dinner and supper and be able to go to bed.

[BJP409]

My parents were so po' they stuck lollies up our bums and sold us to rich folks as pinatas (phonetically = pin yata). Unfortunately we were part of a bulk order to the Neverland Ranch!

[Sam_From_Space]

PYou luck sod. I had to be locked in a room with Mj and gary glitter, for seven hours a day.

[Formula]

I had to be locked in my room with frogs and crickets for 15 days!

[hoverbike]

I had to be locked in a room with Jay Leno's chin.

[InfernoReaper]

I was in a hit-and-run with Jay Leno's chin.

[hoverbike]

I was paying loans to Jay Leno's chin and when I slipped, Jay Leno chinless came in and almost beat me.