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Ridge Racer
December 6th, 2007, 06:11 PM
Parental Warning. Rated M for Mature.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2694-Zero-Punctuation-Assassin-s-Creed
...find out what Yahtzee thinks of the new big time hyped game. ^_^
Major Ocelot
December 7th, 2007, 02:43 AM
Brilliant, tell it like it is Yahtzee. :)
But really, he did pretty much sum up my thoughts on this game, good parts and bad.
Ridge Racer
December 7th, 2007, 07:54 AM
The review is very similar to his Bioshock review where he dug the game but also hated aspects of it. ^_^
MDN
December 7th, 2007, 01:37 PM
He's easily my favorite game reviewer. I love all his reviews, they are always so funny to watch.
ZombieInfected
December 7th, 2007, 03:03 PM
Great review. (And great game :p ) Maybe it's just me, but he's getting more and more positive with each review.
Forcedme
December 8th, 2007, 08:22 AM
Holy ****. I've never even heard of that site before, and I thank you so much for posting the link. That reviewer is hilarious, and truly witty and unique.
Ridge Racer
December 9th, 2007, 06:25 AM
You're welcome. All his reviews are spectacular. Notables though are the Halo 3, Bioshock, and Jericho reviews. Perhaps I should make this the official Yahtzee thread. He brings out a new review every Wednesday night and while I'm not always interested in the games he reviews I certainly enjoy his opinions on those games. ^_^
Faggotry
December 9th, 2007, 11:14 AM
His review on the Orange box was much more entertaining.
I've always been a fan of www.fullyramblotic.com [His personal site]
and when he started doing these reviews i was really quite amazed at what he sounded like XD.
Though i'd love to be able to download them to put on my ipod. Just don't know how.
Carl
December 9th, 2007, 09:59 PM
Love Yahtzee. Always makes such great reviews that are fun to watch aswell, as they are always bloody hilarious =]
IPB
December 9th, 2007, 10:38 PM
You guys should check out Yahtzees adventure games. They're pretty **** good, some of my favorite ones.
Faggotry
December 11th, 2007, 08:31 AM
You guys should check out Yahtzees adventure games. They're pretty **** good, some of my favorite ones.
No they aren't. You lied to me.
IPB
December 11th, 2007, 05:11 PM
No they aren't. You lied to me.
Do you like point'n'click adventure games? Are you older than 16?
Faggotry
December 12th, 2007, 06:41 AM
Im 14, but have the mind of a 24 year old.
Also, I havent played them but i will get around it.
I just wanted to use the term "You lied to me"
Eieio
December 12th, 2007, 07:11 AM
"Je Suis Grand Willy"
This guy is great :D
IPB
December 12th, 2007, 03:57 PM
Im 14, but have the mind of a 24 year old.
Also, I havent played them but i will get around it.
I just wanted to use the term "You lied to me"
Ah sound. But I can understand why people wouldn't like them, point'n'click games can be a bit slow paced and cerebral for some people. I however love them!
softtack
December 13th, 2007, 02:22 AM
Check out his latest GHIII review.
"I'm not gay!" :lol:
MrFenwick
December 13th, 2007, 02:45 AM
Yeah, just finished watching his latest ones. Funny guy... I think he can fit a 200 page book into 5 minutes.
Ridge Racer
December 13th, 2007, 06:14 AM
Check out his latest GHIII review.
"I'm not gay!" :lol:
HYSTERICAL! I know that much like his Halo 3 review this one is going to bombard him with more hate mail than George Bush gets. LMAO
Faggotry
December 13th, 2007, 01:04 PM
"Hard mode is impossible, dont write to me saying how you beat it, If you did you are a ****ing freak, a freak with 3 arms or a spider helping you."
Ridge Racer
December 13th, 2007, 05:56 PM
You know probably the thing I love most about his reviews are the endings. He's had some classic ones, like his Darkness review ending (....right now I'd only consider buying The Darkness if it came down to budget price, and they threw in another BETTER game{Picture of Beyond Good and Evil}, and some cake, and Belgium! LMAO ) and also the endings to his Bioshock, Tomb Raider Legend, Halo 3, and Jericho, just to name a few, but I think this one may be his best one yet. LMAO
MR_T
December 13th, 2007, 11:53 PM
oooh a new edition. dunno why but it seemed like he didnt put as much effort into the gh3 review, although theres really not much to review in that sense. i still LOL'd hard though so hardly a somplaint. gonna go back and watch the jericho 1 again its hilarious
softtack
December 20th, 2007, 04:56 AM
In case you haven't checked it out yet, Yahtzee's got a new review out, and it's for the ol' 360 favorite, Mass Effect. And it's a good one this week. :D
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2738-Zero-Punctuation-Mass-Effect
MrFenwick
December 20th, 2007, 04:57 AM
Just watched that one a hour ago. Pretty funny.
Behemoko
December 22nd, 2007, 04:27 AM
http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/reviews/
This hits me as the best page on his personal site. :-)
softtack
December 22nd, 2007, 07:08 PM
I've read through his website probably twice now. Great stuff.
Haven't tried his games yet.
Faggotry
December 24th, 2007, 03:00 AM
I was originally a fan of the website before the reviews XD and he's done Mass effect now.
MrFenwick
January 3rd, 2008, 02:37 AM
He has Super Mario Galaxy up now.
Behemoko
January 3rd, 2008, 09:29 PM
It wasn't too hard to guess what he was going to ***** about this time around. :lol:
towlie
January 21st, 2008, 05:44 PM
i love this guy thanks for the link... how does he come up w/ these things
Behemoko
January 30th, 2008, 09:50 PM
Well, today be Wednesday, so hes got another vid up, but I have yet to watch it as I'm in the middle of last weeks video. This wasn't updated when he reviewed The Witcher, and it's not that I care about said game all that much, but his review of it already seems like one of the better ones, and I'm only a minute and a half in!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2831-Zero-Punctuation-The-Witcher
The part from 0:50 to 1:32 is one of the funniest parts I've seen in his videos. :-)
And, this weeks adventure, Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2883-Zero-Punctuation-Resident-Evil-Umbrella-Chronicles
Tenjotenge
January 31st, 2008, 07:02 AM
And, this weeks adventure, Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2883-Zero-Punctuation-Resident-Evil-Umbrella-Chronicles
The Umbrella Chronicles review was great. He was actually relatively fair to the game, given that he's being paid to ridicule the hell out of it.
What a wonderful job that must be!
roosters93
January 31st, 2008, 11:08 AM
Yahtzee is awesome.
Very entertaining.
Xaor
February 6th, 2008, 08:04 PM
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2901-Zero-Punctuation-Call-of-Duty-4
Yahtzee finally gives in to the masses, and reviews Call of Duty 4 (And doesn't even touch the multiplayer.)
Strong language and visuals - Beware
MossadAgentO
February 6th, 2008, 08:14 PM
Hahah the SAS hide in the bushes like cockney weasels. LOL
Mael Duin
February 6th, 2008, 08:15 PM
Again good 'review'. And I do agree with him on many parts. Of course he is just trying to make it all sound bad for the sake of comedy but of course you have to be the first one to push on the front. Game doesn't play the game for you.
rikwakefield
February 6th, 2008, 08:33 PM
Wow, probably the most positive review I've heard him do.
Well deserved IMO too!! :D
+rep
Xaor
February 6th, 2008, 08:41 PM
Oh I dunno, his Halo review was pretty positive :lol:
Mael Duin
February 6th, 2008, 09:03 PM
Wow, probably the most positive review I've heard him do.
Well deserved IMO too!! :D
+rep
You havent heard Orange Box/Bioshock review then? :]
Behemoko
February 6th, 2008, 09:17 PM
Why wasn't this just an update to the thread made specifically for his reviews? Bad Mod! :razz:
thommo1980
February 11th, 2008, 12:51 PM
Sorry, Im just increasing my post count so I can create a topic :(
thommo1980
February 11th, 2008, 12:52 PM
Sorry, Im just increasing my post count so I can create a topic :(
thommo1980
February 11th, 2008, 12:58 PM
Sorry, Im just increasing my post count so I can create a topic :(
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